Q: Why Did Helen Keller Go Crazy? A: She Tried To Read A Sheet Of Sandpaper.
Q: Why did Helen Keller go crazy?
A: She tried to read a sheet of sandpaper.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
Q: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? A
Answering the iron. Q: How did she burn the other side? A: They called back....
WHY CAN'T HELEN KELLER HAVE BABIES? BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD
Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy? A: Lock her in a room with stucco walls.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.