An Israeli Tank Hit An Egyptian Tank. The Egyptian Jumped Out Of His Tank, Frantically Waving A White Flag.
An Israeli tank hit an Egyptian tank. The Egyptian jumped out of his tank,
frantically waving a white flag. The Israeli jumped out of his tank shout-
ing, "Whiplash! Whiplash!"
Drive defensively -- buy a tank.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!)
One of my favorites is to put a couple of ping pong balls in someones gas tank.
The car will start just fine and will run for a couple of blocks....
do you know how to tell which is the rich Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank....
One prank I haven't seen listed yet is the one I used to do at summer camp and the college dorm.
Take the top off the toilet tank. Inside, there is usually a vertical plastic pipe about 1 inch in diameter....
How can you double the worth of a LADA ? By filling its gasoline tank.
Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.