One day 3 baby boys were born in the hospital at the same time and the nurses
got them mixed up. They were Jewish, Polish and German. Everyone stood around
wondering how to sort them out, when the German father stepped forward,
clicked his heals, and shouted, "Achtung!" The german baby jumped up, threw
his hand in the air, and replied "Seig Heil!" The Jewish baby shit his
diapers and the Polish baby played in it.