You Know You're In A Small Town When ... ... You Dial A Wrong Number And Talk For 15 Minutes Anyway.

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You know you're in a small town when ...

... You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
... You are run off Main Street by a combine.
... You can't walk for exercise - every car that passes offers you a ride.
... You don't use your turn signal because everyone knows where you
are going.
... You get married and the local newspaper devotes a quarter page to the
... You drive into a ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back
to town before you do.
... The biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
... You write a check on the wrong bank - and it covers you anyway.
... The pick-ups on Main Street outnumber the cars 3-to-1.
... You miss a Sunday at church and receive get-well cards.
... Someone asks you how you are, and actually wants to know.