Women Are Like Floppy Disks - Smart Men Always Keep A Back-up ...
Women are like floppy disks - Smart men always keep a back-up ...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
Women about men: Men are like cars, you have to be careful not to get under them.
.. Men about women: Women are like buses, if you miss one there will always come a new one......
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :)
Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
.. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
Men are like programs. A smart woman keeps a backup.
Men are like... Men are like department stores ... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations ... they never seem to be long enough....
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
Facts About Women ** Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
** Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out....
Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...