You Were So Ugly As Kid That On Halloween You're Mother Put Peanut Butter Around Your Lips And Sent You Out As An Asshole .
You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter
around your lips and sent you out as an asshole ...
You were so ugly as kid that on Halloween you're mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole .
You were so ugly as a kid that your mother had to feed you with a sling shot ...
You are so ugly that if you sent your picture to the Lonely Hearts Club, they would be sent back with the explanation that they are lonely - not desperate.
What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face, turned you over and said, "Look .
How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....