You Were So Ugly When You Were Born, The Doctor Took One Look At Your Face, Turned You Over And Said, "Look .
You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor took one look at your
face, turned you over and said, "Look ... twins!"
You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
One day, a young indian boy asked the medicine man how indians were named.
The wise, old, medicine man replied "You named after first thing you see....
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
Let's just say I could tell she wasn't gonna be ice-cold or taste like some of those cheaper spreads I'd eaten....
RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!...