This Guy Goes Skydiving For The First Time. After He Jumps Out Of The Plane, He Counts To Ten, Pulls The Ripcoard, And Nothing Happens.

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This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane,
he counts to ten, pulls the ripcoard, and nothing happens. Only a little
worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately,
the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he
sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything
about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"