Q: What Does A Jewish Wife Make For Supper? A: Reservations!
Q: What does a Jewish wife make for supper?
Q: What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: What is a Jewish dilemma? A: Free ham.
Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry....
Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America? A. They had reservations.
Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's definition of natural childbirth? A: No makeup.
Q: What is a popular Jewish wine? A: "I wanna go to Miami...".
Q: What do you call a Jewish Homosexual A: A Heblew
Q: What is the Jewish stand on abortion? A: If it's a good deal, it's ok.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.