Q: What Do You Get When You Cross A Midget With A Prostitute?
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about three feet high.
What do you get if you cross a Smurf and a whore? A little blue focker about this high.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A two-ton pickup.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
Q: What do you call a gay Indian? A: A brave fucker.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A: A high school math problem!
Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....