Q: Why Did God Make Women? A: Because Sheep Can't Cook.
Q: Why did God make women?
A: Because sheep can't cook.
Why did God invent women? Sheep can't cook......
God created women because sheep can't cook.
Q: Why did God create man? A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
Q: Why did create woman? A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook....
Why did God create women ? Because sheep can't type.
Why did God create women ? To give the sheep a rest.
Q: Why did God give women nipples? A: To make suckers out of men.
Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
A little tired of dumb blonde jokes? Here are some dumb guy jokes!
** Why do men like smart women? ....Opposites attract....
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....