Three Questions To Ask An Alien Before Having Sex: (1) Are You Carrying Any Diseases Which Might Be Communicable To Humans?

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Three questions to ask an alien before having sex:

(1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable
to humans?

(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past
six months?

(3) Which one is your mouth?