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1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately
change all or some of the rules.

5. The female is NEVER wrong.

6. If the female seems to be wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunder-
standing which was a direct result of something the male did or said

7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the

8. The female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The male must NEVER change his mind without the prior written consent of
the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset.

12. The female must NEVER, under any circumstances, let the male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules by the male, could result in sever
bodily harm.