There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married
next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him
out of the marriage, and it didn't work. However, the doctor suggested,
"If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least take in a boarder."
The old man agreed.
The old man didn't see the doctor for a year, when they met at a fund-
The old man says, "Doc, congratulate me, my wife is pregnant."
"That's good news," said the doctor. "I knew the boarder would help."
"Oh," said the old man with a wicked grin, "and the boarder's pregnant