A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
The doctor examined him, and told him that the only way would be to replace
his extremely large penis with a smaller one. The guy is desperate and
decides to go through with the operation. It's a great success and the
man has a fantastic baritone.
But after some time the guy's sex life deteriorates and he decides to see
the doctor to try get his original equipment back. He says to the doctor,
"Doctor, is there any way that you could get me my organ back, my sex life
has gone to pot."
"Not on your life!!" the doctor replies in a high, squeaky, annoying voice.