Medical Terminology For The Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The Study Of Fine Paintings Barium -- What You Do When CPR Fails Caesarean Section -- A District In Rome Colic -- A Sheep Dog Coma -- A Punctuation Mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To Live Longer Fester -- Quicker G.

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Medical Terminology for the Layman
Artery -- The study of fine paintings
Barium -- What you do when CPR fails
Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome
Colic -- A sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
Dilate -- To live longer
Fester -- Quicker
G. I. Series -- Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Grippe -- A suitcase
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Medical Staff -- A doctor's cane
Minor Operation -- Coal digging
Morbid -- A higher offer
Nitrate -- Lower than the day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Organic -- Musical
Outpatient -- A person who has fainted
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Protein -- In favor of young people
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Serology -- Study of English knighthood
Tablet -- A small table
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose veins -- veins that are close together