Q: How Does A Mathematician Call His Dog? A: Cauchy - Because It Leaves A Residue At Every Pole...
Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Because he left a residue at every pole. Q...
Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?...
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How does a Pole keep his dinner warm? He puts tin foil up his nose.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: You don't bother calling him, he won't come any way.
But, when I was a kid, we had a dog with no legs....
A French mathematician's pick up line: "Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?