Q: What Do You Call A Teapot Of Boiling Water On Top Of Mount Everest?
Q: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
A: A HIGH-POT-IN-USE
Q: What do you call a broken record?
A: A Decca-gone
Q: What's purple and commutes? A: An abelian grape.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"?...
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call an armless, legless, water skiier? A: Skip.
372 Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call a lawyer that is sitting on the grass? A: Fertilizer.
Q: What do you call an Iraqi with 1500 girlfriends? A: A shepherd.
Q: What do you call a Polish paratrooper? A: Instant air pollution.
373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
Q: What do you call the Lada owner's manual? A: The bus timetable.