Q: How Do You Call The Largest Accumulation Point Of Poles? A: Warsaw!
Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?
Q: Did you hear about the war between the Poles and the Germans?
A: The Poles threw dynamite - the Germans lit it and threw it back....
Q: Why did the stadium in Warsaw get torn down? A: Everywhere you sit, you sit behind a Pole.
How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall? Q. How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo hall?
A. Call out B-52....
Q: How do you call a one-sided nudie bar? A: A Möbius strip club.
When in Poland do as Poles do.
Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Q: Why do Poles make such lousy lovers? A: They always wait for the swelling to go down.
Q: What do you call a kosher tampon? A: A tightwad.