There Once Was A Girl From Sidney Who Could Take It Right Up To Her Kidney But A Guy From Quebec Shoved It Up To Her Neck He Had A Long One, Now Didn't He.
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There once was a girl from Sidney
Who could take it right up to her kidney
But a guy from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He had a long one, now didn't he.
There was a young lady from Sidney, Who liked it right up to her kidney, A man from Quebec, Shoved it up to her neck, He had a big one, now didn't he?
There once was a woman from Sydney Who could take it in up to her kidney But a man from Quebec Put it up to her neck He had a big one, didn't he?
Ther once was a woman from Sidney.. Who said she could take one to the Kidney.
.. Along came a man from Quebec and gave her one to the neck....
Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
There was a young woman of Sydney Who could take it clear up to the kidney But the thrust of Alphonse Barely reached to her mons So he left her unsatisfied didn't he?
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....