A Young Bride Was Once Heard To Say, "Oh Dear, I Am Wearing Away!
Limericks - Dirty
A young bride was once heard to say,
"Oh dear, I am wearing away!
The inside of my thighs
Look just like mince pies,
For my husband won't shave every day."
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