Limericks - Dirty
Two school-kids around Aberystwyth
Made love with the lips that they kissed with
But as they got older
They also grew bolder
Making love with the things that they pissed with
Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?
Once there was a man who went all through college and decided he didn't like it, so he dropped out to become a trolley car conductor.
..He loved the trolley cars...he had loved them since he had been a child in San Francisco....
I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
Gods love heros. They also love a good laugh.
WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....
Kids Quotes HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour....
NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
ROMAN CATHOLICS Two leprechauns went up to a convent and knocked on the door.
When the sister answered, one of the leprechauns said, "Sister, do you have any leprechaun nuns here?...
Two lesbians north of the town Made sixty-nine love on the ground.
Their unbridled lust Leaked out in the dust And made so much mud that they drowned....