There Was A Young Man From Peru, Who Fell Asleep In His Canoe, While Dreaming Of Venus, He Played With His Penis And Woke Up Covered In Goo.

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There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.