Limericks - Dirty
There once was a man from the cape
Who fucked a barbarian ape
The ape said you fool
You fucked up my tool
And put all my arse out of shape
A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
Red-tapism: Take a cage with apes. In the cage we hang a banana on a string, and put a stairs under it.
Before long an ape goes to the stairs towards the banana, but as soon as it even touches the stairs, all apes are sprayed with water....
de banaan wordt bespreekbaar", cultuurverandering in ambtelijk en politiek Groningen.
door Tom Pauka en Rein Zunderdorp (Nijgh en van Ditmar, 1988) Translated...
How can you tell a Pole from an ape? The ape peels the banana before eating it.
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....