I'm Told Of A Bishop Of Birmingham, Who Buggered Young Boys While Confirming Them, To Roars Of Applause, He Tore Down Their Drawers, And Pumped The Episcable Sperm In 'em.
Limericks - Dirty
I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham,
Who buggered young boys while confirming them,
To roars of applause,
He tore down their drawers,
And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
The saintly old Bishop of Birmingham, Fucked young boys while confirming'em.
With screeches and roars, He'd rip down their drawers, And whip his Episcopal worm in'em....
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