There Was A Young Man From Saint Paul Who Went To A Masquerade Ball.
Limericks - Dirty
There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
23 There was a young lady of Dee Who went down to the river to pee.
A man in a punt Put his hand on her cunt, And God! how I wish it were me....
166 There was a young man from Glengozzle Who found a remarkable fossil.
He knew by the bend And the wart on the end, 'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle....
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
53 There was a young lady named Inge Who went on a binge with a dinge.
Now I won't breathe a word O f what really occured -- But her cunt has a chocolate fringe....
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
151 There was a young girl of Des Moines Whose cunt could be fitted with coi
Till a guy from Hoboken Went and dropped in a token, And now she rides free on the ferry....
WHO'S KEEPING COUNT? A young Amish man had just married his lovely bride.
As a gift, he was given a horse and buggy. The couple rode off happily until a passing car spooked the horse....
There once was a woman named Ann Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call, She ran down the hall, And went to the gentleman's can....