Limericks - Dirty
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
And when she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "FUCK IT"
There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
There once was a girl who couldn't shit, Because she kept playing with 'er clit.
The doctor said 'stop!'. So she pulled off her top, And started to play with her tit!...
Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door....
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said
That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus....
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
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