60 There Was A Young Plumber Of Leigh Who Was Plumbing A Girl By The Sea.
60 There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop the plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me."
There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing, There`s somebody coming!...
There was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing some broad by the sea.
Said the broad "Stop you plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!...
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
There was a newly married couple and the wife was just a bit unsure of herself around the house.
One day a floorboard on the back porch broke and when her hubbie came home she asked if he could fix it....
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!
Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majo
There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee.
"I see," said the mate, "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me....
SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...