There Was A Young Plumber Of Leigh Who Was Plumbing A Girl By The Sea.
There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There`s somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It`s me."
60 There was a young plumber of Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop the plumbing, There's somebody coming!...
There was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing some broad by the sea.
Said the broad "Stop you plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!...
There once was a plumber from Leigh, Who was plumbing his maid by the sea, Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!
Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me....
There was a newly married couple and the wife was just a bit unsure of herself around the house.
One day a floorboard on the back porch broke and when her hubbie came home she asked if he could fix it....
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house!
Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majo
SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
There was a young lady at sea Who said, "God, how it hurts me to pee.
"I see," said the mate, "That accounts for the state Of the captain, the purser, and me....