There Was A Young Lady From China Who Mistook For Her Mouth Her Vagina.
There was a young lady from China
Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge
She covered with rouge
And lipsticked her labia minor.
135 There was a young girl from the Bronix Who had a vagina of onyx.
She had so much `tsoris' With her clitoris, She traded it in for a Packard....
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young girl of Angina Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
From the love-making frock (With the proper sized cock) Came Tocata and Fugue in D minor....
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...
There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
There once was a young lady from Heath, Who circumcised young men with her teeth, She said with a grin, "It's not for the skin," "But rather for the cheese underneath.
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....
136 There was a young lady from Brussels Who was proud of her vaginal muscles.
She could easily plex them And so interflex them As to whistle love songs through her bustles....