There Was An Old Rake From Stamboul Felt His Ardor Grow Suddenly Cool.
There was an old rake from Stamboul
Felt his ardor grow suddenly cool.
No lack of affection
Reduced his erection --
But his zipper had just caught his tool.
A worried young man from Stamboul Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!...
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.
Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic....
Raking Leaves The top ten signs you've hired the wrong kid to rake your leave
10. He charges you by the leaf. 9. Keeps asking where he should plug in the rake....
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
A bald guy was talking to a friend. He said his wife had been kidding him that his bald head felt just like her ass.
The friend reached out and rubbed his head, nodded wisely and said, "You know, she's right!...
Never Felt Better... An old farmer was on his way for a night out on the town.
He loaded his old hound dog into the buggy, had his favorite horse pulling the buggy, and was on his way....