129 There Was Once A Mechanic Named Bench Whose Best Tool Was A Sturdy Gut-wrench.
129 There was once a mechanic named Bench
Whose best tool was a sturdy gut-wrench.
With this vibrant device
He could reach, in a trice,
The innermost parts of a wench.
There once was a freshman named Lin, Whose tool was as thin as a pin, A virgin named Joan From a bible belt home, Said "This won't be much of a sin.
For all those Tool-Time enthusiasts..... HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of wa
he hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit....
There was once a man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent To save him the trouble He put it in the double And instead of coming he went.
And she had a friend named Durand Whose cock could contract or expand.
He could diddle a midge Or the arch of a bridge -- Their performance together was grand!...
184 There once was a horse named Lily Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaginoid duply, And labial quadruply -- In fact, he was really a filly....
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
here was a young person named Frisk whose screwing was really quite brisk but the speed of his action plus Fitzgerald contraction foreshortened his tool to a disk!
There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.