Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? Person 2: No. Person 1: GOOD!
A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck.
Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around....
Hildago was defeated at Guadalajara. The rebel army was captured on is way through the mountains.
All were courtmartialed and shot, except Hildago, because he was a priest....
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, tha...
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair....
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
"Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
A hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling together and need to stop for the night.
There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth....
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questi...