What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer....
Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...
The scene is heaven, with three men standing at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter says to the first man, "Let's see, you're Mr....
The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back". A...
How do you save a drowning laywer? Throw him a rock.