Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? From chasing parked ambulances.
Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.
A lawyer charged a man $500 for legal services. The man paid him with crisp new $
100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a pig?
Nothing there are just some things a pig won't do....
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out....
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Vultures will eat the skunk....