Q: What Was The Elephant Doing On The Road? A: Oh, Maybe 2 Miles Per Hour.
Q: What was the elephant doing on the road?
A: Oh, maybe 2 miles per hour.
Q: What is seven miles long and goes five miles per hour?
A: A mexican funeral with only one set of jumper cables....
The following problem can be solved either the easy way or the hard way.
Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each othe...
What was the elephant doing on the motorway? About 5 mph.
Q: What is the biggest ant? A: An Elepha
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
About three thousand mile...
Q. What's the greatest drawback of the jungle? A. An elephant's foreskin.
Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.
What's a Grecian Urn? oh abouy $4.95 an hou