Why Did Mr. Stupid Tip Toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? He Didn't Want To Wake The Sleeping Pills.
Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Did you hear about the Pollack that thought his wife was trying to kill him?
He found a bottle of polish remover in the medicine cabinet........
Running Bear finally woke up one morning to discover that he was a man.
As such, he deduced, he would require a woman. So he trekked on over to the Medicine Man's teepee to requisition a woman....
Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee....
Why did the prisoner want to get measles? So he could break out.
Q: Why did God make man first? A: Because he didn't want to be told how to do it.
Why did the theatre critic always praise the first show of the season?
He didn't want to stone the first cast....
Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
Defense Attorney: Mr. Smith, you were held up at gunpoint on the corner of Fifth Avenue and Main Street on August 7th, is that correct?...