Q: How Do You Know If There Is An Elephant Under The Bed?
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on his bed? A: Glue "Velcro" to the ceiling.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant? A: Hold his nose until he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
Q: How do you shoot a green elephant? A: Tell him dirty jokes until he turns red, then hold his nose 'til he turns blue and then shoot him with a blue elephants gun!
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
How do you keep little black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.......
Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.
Q: How do you break a Polock's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.