A Man Was Driving Along The Highway, And Saw A Rabbit Hopping Across The Middle Of The Road.

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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping
across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver,
being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of
the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his
dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A
woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was
wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She
went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the
limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two
humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned
around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved and
hopped another 50 yards. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what
substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and
asked, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The
woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."