THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus Is Coming, Everyone Look Busy.

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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton.
All men are idiots... I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted: Telepath -- you know where to apply
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
I love cats... they taste just like chicken
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He/She who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?