In The Men's Room At A Burger King Restaurant: It Takes The Human Body About 24 Hours To Turn Good Food Into Shit.
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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only
takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Burger King Items That Start With "Mc".
The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!
This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's 10. Your "Quarter Pounder" has a long, thin tail.
9. The kid serving you has grill marks on his forehead....
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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The Last Chili Donut" 13> Animatronic Elvis collapses in the bathroom every 5 minutes 12> "Aron" or "Aaron" live debate with G....
Funny Bumper Stickers: ** I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
** You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....