How About Do You Know What A Man Who Can Completely Satisfy A Woman Has For Breakfast?

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Do you know what a man who can completely satisfy a woman has for
Well, I had bacon eggss....

Hey, why's it smell like fish around here?
Oh, here comes your mom, that explains it.

At least my mother gets out of bed when she goes to work.

TV: Radio without the imagination.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,...

First kid to second kid: "How come you have that band-aid on your
Second kid: "I bent over to smell a brose"
First kid: "There's no "b" in rose!"
Second kid: "There was in this one."

You know why the Yugo's have an electric heat coil in the rear window?
To keep your hands warm while you push it on a cold day...

Or the one that goes waaaaayyyyyy back about Queeerios.....they just lie
there and eat each other.....

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?