Did You Hear About The Aggie Who Had Diarrea? He Thought He Was Melting!
Jokes from Emails
Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea?
He thought he was melting!
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Did you hear about the black boy that jumped into the freezer?
-He had diarrhea and he thought he was melting....
Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
Did you hear about the aggie that was fired from the M&M factory? He kept throwing out the W's ...
Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
Did you hear about the aggie who spent three hours in the library trying to look up Author Unknown?
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
Did you hear about the Greek guy who was charged with buggery?
He hired a smart lawyer and had the charge reduced to "following too close"....