Did You Hear About The Aggie Who Moved His Finger From His Left Nostril To His Right And Thought He Had Invented The Transplant?
Jokes from Emails
Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his
right and thought he had invented the transplant?
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
Did you hear about the aggie who had diarrea? He thought he was melting!
Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
Did you hear about the <ETHNIC> who moved his entire house six inches to the side?
-- He needed to tighten his loose clothesline!...
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
Did you hear about the guy who discovered his new wife thought the smoke detector in the apartment was the oven timer.