Some Bumper Stickers: ** Laugh Alone And The World Thinks You're An Idiot ** Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An IDIOt ** He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest ** If You Don't Like The New

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Some Bumper Stickers:
** Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
** Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOt
** He who laughs last thinks slowest
** If you don't like the news, go out and make some
** Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home
** I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give
the wrong answers.
** I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I
hate plants.
** Half of the people in the world are below average.
** Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
** I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
** Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
** Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
** Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
** Honk if you love peace and quiet.
** Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
** Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
** When in darkness or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
** On the other hand, you have different fingers.
** Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
** I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
** I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.