Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is
"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob
"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next
"I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
"Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my
wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."
"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not
fit to drink."
"Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old page
pensioner and need it straight away."
"When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers
and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep
my wife happy."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...