Kiss And A Slap A Young Technician And His General Manager Board A Train Headed Through The Mountains On Its Way To Wichita.

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Kiss and a slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the
mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for
two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are
interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the
train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the
smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train
emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young
man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The General
manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave
enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she
slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the
guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young
tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself:
"Life at Boeing is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a
beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!!!