Paybacks Are a Bitch
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind it, when he
comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute..
He knocked on the door, and the madam came to answer it, saw him and asked
what he wanted. He said he wanted what she was selling inside, and had the
money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until he got it..
She thought she would have some fun with him, so she told him to come in.
Once he got in, she told him to pick one of the girls he liked; he asked her
if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the madam said no. He
had heard all the men were talking about having to go to the hospital and
get shots after making love with Mable, and that was the girl he wanted, and
that he had the money to pay for it..
The madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So
he headed down the hall dragging the frog behind him. Ten minutes later he
came back down still dragging the frog. He paid the madam, and picked up his
wagon and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked
him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others..
He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my mother and
father are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
babysitter. When they leave, I am going to make love to the babysitter, and
give her the disease I just caught. When mom and dad get home, dad will take
the babysitter home, and on the way, he will make love to her, and he will
catch it. When dad gets home, he and mom will go to bed, and they will make
love, and mom will catch it.
In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and
he will make love to mom, and he will catch it, and he is the son-of-a-bitch
that ran over my FROG...
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...