Many have experienced the confusion of traffic accidents and have had to summerize correctly what happened in a few words or less on insurance or accident forms.
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THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
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One day MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT OF HONEY so he took Miss HERSHY behind he POWERHOUSE OF 5TH AVENUE.
He unstrapped her RESE CUPS and started feeling her MOUNDS....
Tourist class in an airplane. Two arabs in the window and centre seats, a Jew is on the aisle.
The arabs ask the jew if he'll get them some orange juice so they won't have to crawl over him....
There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....