Subject: Ag Science students. There were these 3 Ag Science students driving along this old farm road on day when they saw this farm, pulled in and knocked on the farmers door.
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.
He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store....
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St.
Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came dow...
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub- scribed to a fund for his funeral.
The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Ju...
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only o...